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How to Make Proper Water

How to Make Proper Water Ingredients: water, bottled, generic lemonade, frozen concentrate, white, prepared with water Directions: Go to Lake Michigan and collect 18 gallons of water *Do this at night so you don't get...

How to Make Proper Water

Ingredients:
water, bottled, generic
lemonade, frozen concentrate, white, prepared with water

Directions:
Go to Lake Michigan and collect 18 gallons of water *Do this at night so you don't get caught.
Start a nice big fire on the beach.
Use a big cauldron and bring you water to a roaring boil (like a big lion).
Take water off fire and let cool down and take a chill pill.
Optional*** Add lemonade mix for a special twist, but don't stir because that disrupts the minerals and you have to start over.